Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.
Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.
^ is true
(Source: bb-forever, via pawelcyril)
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
homosexuality is not approved
WHAT WAS THAT
YOU SAID SOMETHING?
SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY GAY
you mean our gay
we're all in this together
ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two
and their names are texas tornado and johnny football
the pics are from this website and i dont know jack shit about cattle breeding so maybe someone can tell me if they’re a special breed
THESE ARE SO FRICKIN CUTE LOOKIT THEIR SOFT FUZZY LIL LEGS
Stjärtmesar. Finns det sötare fåglar?
Foto: Ottenby fågelstation
that 2nd to right bird went full derp
WHAT ARE THESE ADORABLE FLOOFS
I love how Bella’s Theme is this beautiful, moving piece of music while Bella herself has the personality of a twig.
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE