fuckinq:

*Pretends you secretly think about me*

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duffy-fluffy:

eyelinerandjcrew:

MY FAVORITE POST

PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”

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winternetweather:

I’ve liked like 9 of your selfies how do you not get this

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;_;

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kaltlyn:

"we can get mcdonalds on the way home"

image

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childofgloom:

mildlyamused:

incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

And not that Denny’s. Let’s go to the good one across town.

The accuracy of this scares me so much

(Source: dion-thesocialist, via skeetballs)

growley:

water-for-mermaids:

growley:

if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me 

This is just fucking weird.

enjoy your new bedtime, bitch

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growley:

water-for-mermaids:

growley:

if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me 

This is just fucking weird.

enjoy your new bedtime, bitch

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tastefullyoffensive:

Rabbit Shaming [video]

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areyoushoree:

eauyouth:

I wonder if teachers ever play kill fuck marry using students

maybe ezra fitz does

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glowcloud:

"omg girls look so much worse w/ makeup on!!!!!" - boys who look like shit all the time

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decj97:

okaymad:

women are not powerful?  oh please i can get your dick up in just a minute in public and there’s nothing you can do bout it

This scares me because it’s true

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thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

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oppaschickennuggets:

GIVEAWAY.

Since i’m cool and i want to do something nice for all of you wonderful people i decided to do a giveaway because i love you all and you make this tumblr journey worthwhile.

So here we go ,there will only be one winner and you get to choose which bag you want because there is no way in hell you’re getting both because they’re expensive and i want one heuehue.

You my friend will receive: 

1.Leopard sid backpack or Winged sid backpack

2.Fujifilm Instax mini 8 instant film camera - pink.

3.Etude House BB Cream cotton fit.

4.Etude house CC Cream.

Im not going to be a poo and say you have to follow me because you don’t have to but it would be nice if you did because im cool and i’ll love you forever.

As this giveaway is for my followers i would be super grateful if you did follow *winks*

Reblog as much as you like , LIKES DO COUNT 

This giveaway will end on the 15th of February so you have enough time to try try try and win win win

  • I’ll ship Internationally i like my ships like kaisoo free.
  • Please be comfortable with messaging me where you are located.
  • Reblog
  • Likes count
  • i’ll add in a free bag of rice and chopsticks because ,no rice no life.
  • Have your ask box open 
  • Winner will be notified via message and has to answer within 48 hours, otherwise another winner will be drawn.
  • Winner will be drawn randomly.        
  • Dont’ be a poop and erase all the text m’kay                                                                                                                                      

Have fun my loves and goodluck.

*pats your putt*

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